Well now it is official. We live in an alternate reality. To welcome you to that reality I've invited Bizarro Superman to greet you. Check out the news about Jane Spahr today at the Layman. (special thanks to Adiaphora for the updated photo)
I will try to interpret this into English for you. There cannot be a marriage between a woman and a woman therefore the "marriages" Jane Spahr performed were not marriages, therefore she is innocent of performing gay marriages.
Further presbyworld oddities can be descovered here.
Oh I am growing weaker... oh my head hurts, must get away from the presbynite... must stop reading at least for a few days!
8 Lagniappe (comments):
Apparently the motto at the synod of the Pacific is "sophistry rules."
Sorry, that should be the motto at the GA, not the synod PJC which had a different result.
You texans sure no how to mangle syllables. lol
I for sure won't cast the first stone!
Can we put Bizarro in a robe?
photoshoppers?
Bizarrocourt to Spahr: "You do no wedding! Gay weddings not exist! Silly pastor!"
Would we now be "presbizarros" or "Bizarroterians?"
"Bizzaroterians" rolls off of one's lips better ... :-P
Sigh.
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